Do You Know Claudia? (2004)

Aldo Baglio: Aldo Baglio

Quotes 

• Giovanni : [Aldo is trying to convince himself that Claudia and her husband don't exist - Aldo is looking at Giovanni with a shocked look on his face]  What the hell do you want?

  Aldo : [turns back to the steering wheel]  Holy Mary!

  Giovanni : Where's he going, that bastard?

  Aldo : [seeing Giovanni in his rear-view mirror]  Oh, please! Why? *Why me?*

  Aldo : [covers his eyes with one hand and keeps his other hand on the steering wheel]  I'll count to three. 1... 2... 3!

  [crashes into the back of Giacomo's car] 

  Giovanni : [seeing the crashed cars]  No!

  [crashes into them] 

• Navicomp Voice : Turn right in 500m.

  Navicomp Voice : Turn

  [Aldo slaps the speaker - navicomp voice becomes distorted] 

  Navicomp Voice : right

  [Aldo slaps it again] 

  Navicomp Voice : in 400m.

  [voice goes off] 

  Aldo : Shut up, bitch!

  Aldo : [the taxi is shaking]  What the hell is going on? What's happening?

  [the taxi drags to a stop]