Just Friends (I) (2005)
Fred Ewanuick: Clark
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Quotes
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Chris : I can't compete with this guy!
Clark : You can't compete? Are you kidding? You're Chris Brander. You're Hollywood, you date models! He's Jersey, he skis in his jeans. It's Dinkleman. It's Dusty Dinkleman.
Chris : Dinkleman?
Clark : Dinkleman.
Chris : Dinkleman?
Clark : *Dinkleman.*
Chris : Dinkleman.
Clark : Dinkleman's going down.
Chris : Dinkleman is going *way* down.
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Clark : We're married!
Chris : Married?
Samantha James : MARRIED!
Darla : We have a son, his name is TJ!
Samantha James : TJ!
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Clark : How'd the big date go?
Chris : It was terrible. I went in for a kiss, but she wants a hug, okay? Then I get caught in a sort of kiss-hug limbo type thing. I don't know what that is, then I ended up *shaking* her entire body!
Clark : So you gave her a body shake?
Chris : Oh, God! I should've just kissed her! What am I doing?
Clark : It looks like you picked up right where you left off. You're back in the friend zone.
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Chris : Look, I know you hate me, but I need to speak with Jamie... Where is she?
Mr. Palamino : She's gone off with Mr. Lee.
Clark : The drycleaner?
Mr. Palamino : No, Dusty, you jackass!
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Clark : [Chris changes his mind about leaving New Jersey and grabs the wheel and runs the car into midair and back onto the highway] This is a PONTIAC GRAND PRIX!
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[repeated line]
Clark : Chris Brander, ladies and gentleman!
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Clark : [Chris and Clark are discussing how Chris didn't have sex with Jamie the night before] Are you guys on the same menstrual cycle yet, or what?