Destroy All Humans! (2005 Video Game)

Dee Bradley Baker: Chicken, Cow

Quotes 

• [Crypto is attempting to communicate with a cow] 

  Cryptosporidium : [to himself]  They eat with their mouths? Ugh! I think I'm going to be violently ill!

  [he then speaks to the cow] 

  Cryptosporidium : Attention, Earth creature. This planet is now part of the Furon Empire. Your benevolent masters welcome you.

  Cow : Moooooooooooo.

  Cryptosporidium : At this time, we wish to abduct you for the purpose of scientific research. The procedure will be protracted and invasive. Do you have any objections?

  Cow : MOOOOOOOOOOO.

  Cryptosporidium : Earth creature, I am addressing you! Respond or be vaporized!

  [cow unloads its bowels] 

  Cryptosporidium : I don't care how many stomachs you have, I don't have time for this!

• [Crypto has scanned a cow] 

  Cow : Moo.

  Orthopox : "Moo"? Primitive, yet profound. Scan another one.

• Cow : Mooo... er... brains!

  Orthopox : Brains? Healthy green glow? Those human fools! Clearly they've genetically altered those pathetic gasbags and turned them into RADIOACTIVE EXPLODING ZOMBIE COWS! Show them the folly of their mad science!