Satellite City (1996– )
Boyd Clack: Gwynne
Quotes
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[the boys are watching Wales losing at Rugby]
Gwynne : We was better when we all had initials... JJ, JPR...
Dai the barman : MD.
Gwynne : MD? Who's MD?
Dai the barman : Mervyn Davies.
Gwynne : Mervyn Davies wasn't known as MD.
Dai the barman : No but they's his initials though.
Gwynne : Yes Dai, but he was known as 'Merv the Swerve'
Dad : In that case he should be called M the S. M for Merv, S for Swerve and 'The' for 'The'.
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Randy : There must be some jobs, Gwynne's got a job
Dad : Yeah but he's been there since he left school. I think they forgot to sack him
Randy : It's still a job, what is it you do exactly?
Gwynne : Do?
Randy : Yeah
Gwynne : Well it's difficult to put into words really Randy boy. I go in in the morning, and then I potch about until dinner time... then I have dinner. Then after dinner I... that's a good question and I can't answer it, not off the top of my head just like that... but I do do something, remind me to ask Moira
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Dai the barman : Where's the Ayatollah today then?
Moira price : That's a good question Dai
Gwynne : Is it?
Moira price : Yes Gwynne. I mean, when did Dad last miss his one o'clock pint?
Gwynne : [Thinking] Let's see, March the... seventh... nineteen sixty...
Dai the barman : Five
Gwynne : Five wasn't it. He'd been knocked unconscious by Hayden Webb's father outside the fish shop for calling his bricklaying "baroque"