Satellite City (1996– )
Michael Neill: Randy
Quotes
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[Spike Malarky is on trial in the club]
Randy : Spike Malarky, you are accused of sneaking into our house, confusing Idris with psuedo-philosphical ideas and stealing an expensive executive toy. How do you plead?
Spike Malarky : I never done it!
Dai the barman : I'd like to point out that there's only three people on the jury. One of them is predisposed to the accuser because she has an obvious sexual infatuation for the lawyer, the other one is mentally challenged and the third one is non compost mentist.
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Doctor : Why didn't you marry again Price? Open your shirt.
Dad : No woman could ever replace my Angharad.
Doctor : She was a formidible woman Price, I agree.
Dad : Do you know she could carry a goat in one hand from Ton Pentre to Maerdy.
Randy : Why would she want to do that Idris?
Dad : Well she had the shopping in the other hand.
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Dad : You can't go to Cardiff mun
Randy : Why not Idris?
Dad : Why not?
Randy : Well yeah, why not?
Dad : Well they eat people's heads in Cardiff
Randy : I don't think that's true.
Dad : Well you'll have your head eaten then
Randy : I'm not saying I want to go to Cardiff
Dad : It's the capital of head eaters mun!
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Randy : There must be some jobs, Gwynne's got a job
Dad : Yeah but he's been there since he left school. I think they forgot to sack him
Randy : It's still a job, what is it you do exactly?
Gwynne : Do?
Randy : Yeah
Gwynne : Well it's difficult to put into words really Randy boy. I go in in the morning, and then I potch about until dinner time... then I have dinner. Then after dinner I... that's a good question and I can't answer it, not off the top of my head just like that... but I do do something, remind me to ask Moira
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Moira price : Randy's been looking for a job, Dai
Dai the barman : A Job? What job?
Randy : There were these turkeys right? So naturally I assumed they'd need caring for. Feeding, talking to, that sort of thing. So I went in to apply.
Dai the barman : Turkey strangler was it?
Randy : Yeah