- Clark Kent: Let me remind you of something: We wear the costumes to protect our identities and those close to us, NOT to pick up CHICKS in a BAR!
- Jimmy Olsen: Pretty good idea, though.
- Clark Kent: Aww, it's a great fucking idea!
- Jimmy Olsen: Look, Clark, let me break this down for you really simple. Lois is a bitch. She dumped you and it's over. And let me tell you something else. She's fucking Green Lantern.
- Clark Kent: No!
- Jimmy Olsen: Yeah. And everybody's talking about it.
- Clark Kent: Not him! Not him!
- Clark Kent: [about Green Lantern] He's a man-whore.
- Jimmy Olsen: That's true.
- Clark Kent: Batgirl. The Cheetah. Hawkgirl.
- Jimmy Olsen: Supergirl.
- Clark Kent: Fuck you.
- Jimmy Olsen: Mm-hmm.
- Clark Kent: My cousin?
- Clark Kent: Dude, come on.
- Jimmy Olsen: I feel like an idiot.
- Clark Kent: Hey. You're Superboy. Now fucking act like it.