Ninja Nonsense (2004– )

Emily Bauer: Shinobu, Kaede's Mom

Quotes 

• Shinobu : Now, now. Let's not fight while we're eating. My sundae's gone but would either of you like to taste my delicious, sweet cherry?

• Shinobu : Hey now. Onsokumaru, stop bothering everyone. You're such a bad boy.

  Onsokumaru : Excuse me? Some breasts, a few sweet-and-sours kisses and a roomful of farts is *bad*? A *real* ninja must be prepared to face dangers such as these at all times.

  Kaede Shiranui : I so don't understand him.

• Onsokumaru : Stop laughin' will ya and just trust me. You'll live longer if you bathe with men.

  Miyabi : Really? Is that true, sis?

  Shinobu : Uh, is that true, Kaede?

  Kaede Shiranui : I've never heard of such a bizarre theory.

  Ninja 2 : Ah, yes ladies, it's quite true. We've even got a letter from the Surgeon General saying so. Actually, it's really from my uncle Kazuhiko whom everyone calls Pervyhiko and I'm not sure why, though.

• Onsokumaru : What is this?

  Shinobu : Huh?

  Onsokumaru : I wonder what's in here.

  Kaede Shiranui : Hey! Leave it alone. That's the Christmas present I brought.

  Onsokumaru : Oh wow, ten kiss tickets! I see some deep and heavy smooching in my future. It's so dirty. It's so filthy. I had no idea this person was such a pervert. Here ladies, this is a present I'd like to give you.

  Kaede Shiranui : Yeah, yeah. Thanks but no thanks.

• Shinobu : You're *amazing* Miyabi. You're so smart.

  Ninja 2 : Smarter than us.

  Onsokumaru : I knew that! I knew that! And there's something *else* I know. Men are pointy and women are soft. They like to purr and go 'Meow.' So here I come baby! Come and get some fresh milk! You want it!

  Ninja 1 : Really, because I always kind of thought that, too.

• Shinobu : Wow, you're so amazing, Kaede. And you know what? You've just earned yourself a whole bunch of stamps on the stamp card inside my heart.

  Kaede Shiranui : Great, but what's all this about a stamp card?