Ninja Nonsense (2004– )
Daisuke Ono: Ninja 2
Quotes
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Onsokumaru : Stop laughin' will ya and just trust me. You'll live longer if you bathe with men.
Miyabi : Really? Is that true, sis?
Shinobu : Uh, is that true, Kaede?
Kaede Shiranui : I've never heard of such a bizarre theory.
Ninja 2 : Ah, yes ladies, it's quite true. We've even got a letter from the Surgeon General saying so. Actually, it's really from my uncle Kazuhiko whom everyone calls Pervyhiko and I'm not sure why, though.
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Ninja 1 : That's a homerun for the girl's team!
Onsokumaru : Stop! Now wait just a minute here!
Ninja 1 : What? You have a problem with my judgement as the umpire? Assistant umpire, *that's* a penalty.
Ninja 3 : Yes sir!
Ninja 2 : Well, look at this. It looks like the assistant umpire has made a stick to shove up his butt.
Onsokumaru : Dah, those stubby branches look like they'd be incredibly comfortable but, uh...
Ninja 2 : Onsokumaru does not look too pleased with that penalty.
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Shinobu : You're *amazing* Miyabi. You're so smart.
Ninja 2 : Smarter than us.
Onsokumaru : I knew that! I knew that! And there's something *else* I know. Men are pointy and women are soft. They like to purr and go 'Meow.' So here I come baby! Come and get some fresh milk! You want it!
Ninja 1 : Really, because I always kind of thought that, too.