- [Candide is trying to explain to an old man, who is Dr. Pangloss, who they are]
- Candide: But Dr. Pangloss, we but your own Candide, and Cunegonde, and Paquette, and Maximillion and...Patti LuPone!
- The Old Lady: [seeing the the dead bodies of the Jew and the Archbishop on the floor] Leave you alone for FIVE minutes!