- Bill Murray: [accepting his Best Male Lead award] I have no prepared remarks. I didn't feel that would be "Independent."
- Bill Murray: For a great number of the people in this room, this is as dressed up as you're going to get all year. And for perhaps an equally large number, this is as casually dressed as you're going to be all year.
- Bill Murray: I'd like to thank the people responsible for this film, but I don't think they can handle it.