Horton:
There's a tiny person on that speck that needs my help!
The Mayor of Who-ville:
I have 96 daughters and 1 son.
Horton:
[
laughing] Whoa! Busy guy.
Horton:
I meant what I said, and I said what I meant.
Morton:
[
sighs] An elephant's faithful one hundred percent.
Horton:
That's my code, my motto.
Katie:
In my world everyone is a pony, and they all eat rainbows, and poop butterflies.
The Mayor of Who-ville:
Seriously, who is this? Is this Burt from accounting?
Morton:
Horton, the kangaroo has sent Vlad!
Horton:
Vlad? Vlad, Vlad... I know two Vlads. There's the bad Vlad... And then there's bunny Vlad, the one that makes cookies!
Morton:
...Yeah, Horton, she's sending you a bunny with cookies. I think it's safe to say it's the bad Vlad.
Horton:
Yeah, good call.
Horton:
[
thanking people] And Morton, for being the only one who stood by me. Well not right by me; he hid in the bushes sending me good thoughts. He's small.
Morton:
Dude, you are a warrior poet.
The Mayor of Who-ville:
So Jojo, what's uh, what's shakin'? What's happenin'? What's the word?
Horton:
This entire jungle is a house of death!
The Mayor of Who-ville:
Listen, Horton, I've gotta go. Apparently there's a problem with a giant meatball.
Horton:
You just take care of that meatball sir and leave the freaking out to me.
Horton:
We must become invisible, travel silently, for there are forces that would seek to destroy us.
Horton:
Ahaha! To the top of Mount Nool, as fast as lightning, away I go!
Rudy:
Mom, Mom! Please, you are so weird, don't do this to me.
Kangaroo:
What do you think you're doing?
Tommy:
Oh, you guys with worlds are in trouble!
Kangaroo:
Have you forgotten what we've discussed?
Horton:
Oh no, I'm an elephant and elephants never forget, it's a curse really! I remember, I was on my head and you said hmm and I looked up and you said ,what are you doing?, and I said the thing about the speck, then you pulled my ears and you poked me in the forehead...
Kangaroo:
Horton!
Horton:
Well you did.
Horton:
[
looking down the canyon] It's just a straight plummet to certain death.
Horton:
All right, I gotta get this speck up to the top of Mount Nool A.S.A.P, whatever that means, probably act swiftly awesome packaderm! I mean, how hard can that be?
Horton:
This looks kinda... precarious. Well nothing to worry, obviously when they build a bridge like this they take into account that elephants will be crossing here.
Horton:
Sorry, this is where we get off.
[
slingshots Bad Vlad off tree]
Horton:
Cool line, usually I can't think of those things until later.
Horton:
I will make monkeys of these monkeys, for it is their destiny!
The Mayor of Who-ville:
They called me an idiot! Do I look like an idiot to you?
Miss Yelp:
You don't want me to answer that.
Horton:
I have to think light. I'm light as a feather. I am light as a feather.
[
a feather lands on the bridge and the plank gives way]
Horton:
Heavy feather.
Vlad:
[
greedily happy] Oooh! Score!
Horton:
[
the monkeys pelt him with bananas; Henry Kissinger voice:] Friendly relations have broken down!
Horton:
[
over intercom] Is everything okay down there?
The Mayor of Who-ville:
[
in silent shock] You're the one holding the speck... you tell me.
The Mayor of Who-ville:
[
after being told no one believes him] Horton believes me.
Councilman:
[
to the mayor] Nothing ever goes wrong in WhoVille. Never has, never *will*. You bluthering boob.
Councilman:
Who wants the festivities of the WhoSentennial to proceed as planned?
[
the people of WhoVille begin to cheer]
Councilman:
And who wants to celebrate te WhoSentennial, in an undergroud storage area?
Obnoxious Who:
*Yeah!*
[
while the people of WhoVille make noise to be heard]
Horton:
[
while being roped and put in a cage] *Listen!* It's the most beautiful sound ever!
Yummo Wickersham:
I don't hear nothin'.
Narrator:
[
epilogue] And so, all ended well for both Horton and Who's, and for all in the jungle, even kangaroos. So let that be a lesson to one and to all; a person is a person, no matter how small.
Horton:
[
in imitation of cheaply dubbed anime] I'll make monkeys out of these monkeys!
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