Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)
Welcome to the Hellmouth (1997)
Alyson Hannigan: Willow Rosenberg
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Quotes
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Buffy Summers : Uh, Hi! Willow, right?
Willow Rosenberg : Why? I-I mean, hi! Uh, did you want me to move?
Buffy Summers : Why don't we start with, 'Hi, I'm Buffy,' and, uh, then let's segue directly into me asking you for a favor. It doesn't involve moving, but it does involve hanging out with me for a while.
Willow Rosenberg : But aren't you hanging out with Cordelia?
Buffy Summers : I can't do both?
Willow Rosenberg : Not legally.
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Buffy Summers : Oh, you here with someone?
Willow Rosenberg : No, I'm just here. I thought Xander was gonna show up.
Buffy Summers : Oh, are you guys going out?
Willow Rosenberg : No, we're just friends. We used to go out, but we broke up.
Buffy Summers : How come?
Willow Rosenberg : He stole my barbie.
[Buffy looks at her weirdly]
Willow Rosenberg : Oh, we were five.
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Willow Rosenberg : Well, when I'm with a boy I like, it's hard for me to say anything cool or-or witty or at all. I-I can usually make a few vowel sounds, and then I have to go away.
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Buffy Summers : Well, my philosophy... Do you wanna hear my philosophy?
Willow Rosenberg : Yeah, I do.
Buffy Summers : Life is short.
Willow Rosenberg : Life is short.
Buffy Summers : Not original, I'll grant you, but it's true. You know, why waste time being all shy and worrying about some guy and if he's gonna laugh at you? Seize the moment 'cause tomorrow you might be dead.
Willow Rosenberg : Oh, that's nice.
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Willow Rosenberg : Do you have Theories in Trig? You should check it out.
Xander Harris : "Check it out"?
Willow Rosenberg : From the library... where the books live.
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Buffy Summers : Um, I'll be back in a minute.
Willow Rosenberg : Oh, th-that's okay. You don't have to come back.
Buffy Summers : I'll be back in a minute.
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Xander Harris : Hey, Jesse. What's what?
Jesse : New girl.
Xander Harris : That's right. I saw her. Pretty much a hottie.
Willow Rosenberg : I heard someone was transferring.
Xander Harris : So, tell.
Jesse : Tell what?
Xander Harris : What's the sitch? What do you know about her?
Jesse : New girl.
Xander Harris : Well, you're certainly a font of nothing.
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Xander Harris : Willow! You're so very much the person I wanted to see.
Willow Rosenberg : Oh, really?
Xander Harris : Yeah. You know, I kind of had a problem with the math.
Willow Rosenberg : Uh-oh, which part?
Xander Harris : The math. Can you help me? *Please* be my study buddy.
Willow Rosenberg : [smiling] Well, what's in it for me?
Xander Harris : A shiny nickel.