Lage Raho Munna Bhai (2006)
Boman Irani: Lakhbir Singh (Lucky)
Quotes
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Lucky Singh : A Wallet. A Bullet. You choose.
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Circuit : The boss doesn't work between 9:00 am and 12:00 pm.
Lucky Singh : Wakes up late?
Circuit : He doesn't sleep. He's in love. All day by the sea.
Lucky Singh : How embarrassing. I have empty apartments. Use one of those.
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Gaitonde : Last time, you took permission for eight floors and built 11.
Lucky Singh : It was just by accident. My math has always been terrible.
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Lucky Singh : Munna, do only what suits you best. Grabbing villas, breaking bones.
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Cuckoo : Here's the address, Munna. This house must be grabbed.
Lucky Singh : Forget it!
Cuckoo : But sir, how will they reach there without the address?
Lucky Singh : Did you land on earth with an address? Ask your mother, were you born holding a map?
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Lucky Singh : [explaining why 'AM' was typed on a document instead of 'PM'] My typist. A bit deaf. When I dictate, he reads my lips. AM, PM, same lip movement, isn't it? AM, PM. It is a big problem for us. He writes 'liar' for 'lawyer.' 'Risky' business becomes 'whiskey' business. Once I told him to ask the cement supplier to 'send us an email'... he wrote 'Send us a female.' And one supplier sent a female to my office. Very embarrassing situation at the office.
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Murli Prasad Sharma - Munna Bhai : Lucky, I'm told in India a kid's born every two seconds.
Lucky Singh : Possible. So?
Murli Prasad Sharma - Munna Bhai : So there's got to be a marriage every second?
Lucky Singh : So?
Murli Prasad Sharma - Munna Bhai : So a boy must be proclaiming love to a girl every half-second?
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Lucky Singh : Keep romance out of business. Don't mix the two.
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Lucky Singh : He's mentally unstable. He's crazy.
Kkhurana : You told me he was a goon.
Lucky Singh : Yes, yes.
Kkhurana : Is he a goon, or is he crazy?
Lucky Singh : He's a crazy goon.
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Lucky Singh : [referring to Gandhi] Why are you so obsessed with Bapu? His ways don't work today... and they didn't work then. Three bullets got him. Remember?
Mahatma Gandhi : But who really won? The one who fired the bullet, or the one who took it on his chest?
Murli Prasad Sharma - Munna Bhai : Correct. In whose honor do we have the dry day?
Mahatma Gandhi : Correct. Whose statue is in the park?
Murli Prasad Sharma - Munna Bhai : Correct. Whose face is on currency notes?
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Lucky Singh : Don't mess with me. I have the police, the power, the money. What do you have?
Murli Prasad Sharma - Munna Bhai : I have Bapu, buddy.
Jhanvi : And I have the radio.
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Lucky Singh : You're a strange character. I was wondering how to strike you out. But you've bowled yourself out.
Murli Prasad Sharma - Munna Bhai : The match is not over yet, Lucky. I'll protest peacefully until you return the house.
Lucky Singh : All alone? Your team's vanished, buddy.
Murli Prasad Sharma - Munna Bhai : [referring to Gandhi] I still have one mighty player. Your best ball can't get him out.