Fido (2006)

Dylan Baker: Bill Robinson

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Quotes 

• Bill Robinson : I'd say I'm a pretty darn good father. My father tried to eat me, I don't remember trying to eat Timmy.

  Helen Robinson : Bill, just because your father tried to eat you, does that mean we all have to be unhappy... forever?

• Bill Robinson : We're all getting funerals - all three of us!

  Helen Robinson : Bill, get your own funeral. Timmy and I are going zombie.

• Bill Robinson : Now, I know you're not supposed to have a hand gun until you're twelve... but it can come in real handy.

• Helen Robinson : I'm pregnant.

  Bill Robinson : Oh, I'm sure it's nothing. You're just gaining a little weight.

  Helen Robinson : [puts his hand on her belly and giggles] 

  Bill Robinson : I just don't think on my salary I can afford another funeral.

• Bill Robinson : Well, she is over sixty-five, Helen, and old people can't be trusted.

  [to Mr. Bottoms] 

  Bill Robinson : Ain't that right?

  Mr. Bottoms : Yeah, we've had a lot of trouble with old people.