Whole New Thing (2005)
Robert Joy: Rog
Quotes
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Rog : I remember my first wet dream.
Emerson Thorsen : That's real interesting, Rog.
Rog : I thought something was wrong with me.
Emerson Thorsen : That was perceptive of you.
Rog : Rat! I'm trying to have a father-son talk here.
Emerson Thorsen : OK, then, Son. How did that first wet dream make you feel?
Rog : Sticky.
Emerson Thorsen : Guess some things never change.
Rog : So, uh, how often do you masturbate?
Emerson Thorsen : After every meal. And I floss, too.
Rog : I only mention it because, you know, the more masturbation the fewer wet dreams.
Emerson Thorsen : But I like the dreams.
Rog : Yes, but, Son, too much laundry is bad for the environment.