Charlie (2007)

D.J. Mendel: Charlie

Quotes 

• Tommy : Hand me those pants on the chair over there.

  Charlie : Oh my fucking god, you gotta be kidding me. You're not wearing these pants.

  Tommy : Oh I'm wearing those pants.

  Charlie : You're not wearing these pants.

  Tommy : Gimmie the pants.

  Charlie : Get the fuck outta here.

  Tommy : C'mon.

  Charlie : Wait wait.

  [smells pants] 

  Tommy : [laughs]  Gimme them.

  Charlie : You're not wearing them.

  Tommy : Yeah watch me, there they go - woop one leg, there's the other.

  Charlie : You know, here's the deal you cheap fuck. These are plastic pants, they're not leather.

  Tommy : I don't care.

  Charlie : Do you even know it?

  Tommy : Okay, first of all - you watch how much fuckin' pussy I get tonight.

  Charlie : Yeah, yeah... in your imagination.