Jon Woods: Bill Johnson

Quotes 

• Bill Johnson : Find something interesting?

  Secretary : Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Johnson. That stamp just caught my eye.

  Bill Johnson : You're probably wondering why that valuable piece from the city stamp collection is in my briefcase.

  Secretary : Well, you know...

  Bill Johnson : Well, I'm stealing it.

  Secretary : You're what? You're joking, right?

  Bill Johnson : Not at all - but I wasn't expecting anyone to notice until I left the country.

• Bill Johnson : Now I just have to make sure I make a clean getaway.

  Secretary : What are you going to do?

  Bill Johnson : Oh, don't worry. I'm just going to tie you up and gag you.

  Secretary : Oh, no. Jenni!

  [Johnson grabs Alexis' arms and binds them behind her back] 

  Bill Johnson : Jenni can't help you right now. She's a little tied up herself.