- [Crash comes back to N. Gin without his plutonium]
- N. Gin: Crash! What's wrong with you, man? I need plutonium to succeed! Beautiful, shiny plutonium! It will be mine! I swear! Or I'll fill your head with doom!
- [Cortex is reading Amy Gross's name on the credits]
- Neo Cortex: And to my favorite niece, Amy Gross! Nothing gross about her!
- [Cortex's car is flying through the air]
- Neo Cortex: If madmen were meant to fly, my cheeks would be filled with helium!
- Neo Cortex: Oh, it's you, Crash. Look, there's something fishy going on around here, and I don't mean the salmon churos. I need to do some sneaking around but I can't, because my head is too big! I mean, look at me. I stick out like a chocolate bar in a swimming pool! I need you to get me something black and slimming, because I don't want my butt to look too big!
- [Crash comes back to Crunch without getting him the amount of coins he needs]
- Crunch: Now you're just being crazy! You're like a monkey! A monkey that can't count! Don't pet stray dogs!
- [Crash comes back to Crunch without retrieving his Pinky Bear]
- Crunch: Boy, if you go grabbin' the bull by the horns, and believe me, you're gonna get milked! Drink your milk. It's about time you learned that a pig in a poke is worth two in the bush, so get me Pinky Bear!
- [Willie is describing the location of the first Power Gem]
- Willie: Heedily Hidily Ho! To the statue you must go! This way or that, fall down, you go SPLAT! And then everyone thinks you're a shmoe! Hee-hee-hee!
- [Crash comes back to N. Gin without the plutonium he needs]
- N. Gin: Now I am just SO mad, Crash! I feel like my brain is coming out of my eyes, and dripping down my cheeks! GET ME THAT PLUTONIUM, IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU!
- Neo Cortex: That wretched bandicoot foiled plan for this amusement enterprise as the ideal strategic cover!
- N. Gin: Yes, my lord! Hahaha! Heeheeha!
- Neo Cortex: Stop having fun!