Yu-Gi-Oh! GX (2004–2008)

Dan Green: Beauregard

Quotes 

• Syrus Truesdale : Think we were somehow connected to each other in an ancient life, Jaden? You know, like you were an Egyptian pharoah, and I was your guardian high priest?

  Jaden Yuki : No offense, but that's just lame.

• Syrus Truesdale : Jaden's in deep trouble!

  Bastion Misawa : Unfortunately, Syrus, that's the understatement of the year. The trouble isn't just deep; it's subterranean.

• Blair : And since Sparkman attacked "The Maiden in Love", he gets a Maiden Counter!

  Syrus Truesdale : I want one. How do *I* get a Maiden Counter?

  Alexis Rhodes : Uh, try to remember that's it's just a card you're looking at.

  Zane Truesdale : Try to remember who you're talking to. When we were growing up, he used to claim he was going steady with the Dark Magician Girl.

  Alexis Rhodes : Really? Did she break your heart Sy, or did you two just decide to see other monsters?

• Jaden Yuki : Chazz dressed up as XYZ Dragon Cannon!

  Chazz Princeton : Now *this* is a costume!

  Alexis Rhodes : It's the best one that I've seen.

  Chazz Princeton : Is that... Alexis?

  [thinking] 

  Chazz Princeton : purple hair and pointed ears, my big weakness!

  Syrus Truesdale : Uh, I don't remember XYZ Dragon Cannon ever *blushing* Chazz.

  Chazz Princeton : Shut up!

• Syrus Truesdale : Jaden! It's awful! Chazz has disappeared!

  Jaden Yuki : And that's awful, how?

• Syrus Truesdale : [finding a love letter]  This isn't Jaden's! Someone wrote me a letter

  [sneaks off to read it] 

  Syrus Truesdale : Since the first time I saw you, I've been... in love with you? Meet me behind the girl's dorm endearingly... Alexis Rhodes?

  [stumbles back and falls] 

  Syrus Truesdale : Whoa... this is a lot better than what my mom usually writes me.

  Alexis Rhodes : [fantasizes running to Alexis across a field of flowers]  Sy-rus!

  Syrus Truesdale : A-lex-is!

  Alexis Rhodes : Please be mine...

  Syrus Truesdale : [speaking aloud]  Oh, I'm *yours*!

• Syrus Truesdale : Chazz has the Spirit Keys!

  Alexis Rhodes : Joke's over, give back the keys Chazz!

  Chazz Princeton : Not yet.

  Alexis Rhodes : Okay, well, when then?

  Chazz Princeton : When you... and I duel! So, let's Alexis!

  Jaden Yuki : Huh? Why do you wanna duel her?

  Chazz Princeton : Because I'm... in love! And Alexis is too, she doesn't know it yet! We belong together!

  Alexis Rhodes : Who told you *that*?

  Atticus Rhodes : I did!

  Jaden Yuki : And why how do you know that?

  Atticus Rhodes : Because I know her. And little Sis needs a helping hand with her love life! C'mon, he stole the Spirit Keys, just for *you*!

  Alexis Rhodes : It's times like this, I wish you were back in a coma.

  Zane Truesdale : Anyone up for just tackling them?

• Jasmine : A love letter, from Alexis?

  Syrus Truesdale : Yup, ask her!

  Momoe : Uh, hello! Alexis is really tall, and you're really short, she's really good at dueling, and you're really not, she's really hot and...

  Syrus Truesdale : But it's true, tell them Alexis! I even have the note right here!

  [holds out the letter] 

  Alexis Rhodes : [reads the letter]  Syrus, my name isn't even spelled right.

• Dr. Vellian Crowler : Syrus Truesdale!

  Syrus Truesdale : [jumps to his feet]  Ah! Yes?

  Dr. Vellian Crowler : Explain to the class what a Field Spell is.

  Syrus Truesdale : Uh... it's the thing that does the thing that... is... uh...

  Dr. Vellian Crowler : Wrong, sit down! Now, can someone *please* tell me the *right* answer? Preferably someone *not* wearing Red, thank you.

• Jaden Yuki : [When Dimitri is convinced he's Yugi Muto]  Sparkman, attack him directly!

  Dimitri : I think you're forgetting about someone. Kuriboh!

  [Kuriboh appears and blocks the attack] 

  Dimitri : By discarding Kuriboh from my hand, I don't take any damage from Sparkman's little fireworks display.

  Jaden Yuki : Oh yeah, my bad.

  Dimitri : [looks at his Duel Disk affectionately]  Thank you Kuriboh. That move takes me back to our duel against Seto Kaiba at Battle City. Those were some good times, weren't they old friend?

  Syrus Truesdale : Battle City? This guy's gone batty!

  Chumley Huffington : Just smile and nod Sy, smile and nod.

• Syrus Truesdale : I can't believe I got detention again! Mom's gonna kill me.

  Jaden Yuki : [jerks a thumb at Chazz]  Just blame Sarcasm back there.

  Chazz Princeton : [wraps Jaden in a headlock]  The joke is old already!

• Syrus Truesdale : [talking in his sleep during a test]  Which counters... a Field Spell... which counters...

  Jaden Yuki : I didn't know this was an oral exam Sy.

  Jaden Yuki : [Syrus wakes up]  Maybe next time sleep would be better than an all-night Slifer Seance

  Syrus Truesdale : You're here!

  Chazz Princeton : You two wanna keep it down? Some of us actually plan to pass this test!

  Jaden Yuki : Hey, I always plan on passing, it just doesn't work out that way.

• Syrus Truesdale : [praying to a poster of Slifer the Sky Dragon]  Please, *please*! Please let me ace my exams, or I'll be stuck in this red blazer forever! Not that there's anything wrong with red of course, it's great on *you* Slifer! I need help! Please give me a sign!

• Pierre the Gambler : I summon my Gamble Angel Bunny in attack mode!

  Syrus Truesdale : Wow, look at her!

  Jaden Yuki : Careful there Sy, you don't want to make the Dark Magician Girl jealous, do you?

  Syrus Truesdale : [gasps]  Why, is she here?

• Vice-Chancellor Bonapart : I'm sure you all know moi!

  Syrus Truesdale : Who's the short fat bald guy?