'Allo 'Allo! (TV Series)

Herr Flick's Revenge (1985)

Gorden Kaye: René Artois

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Quotes 

• Col. Von Strom : You are exceeding your authority. The Gestapo has no jurisdiction over senior officers of the German Army.

  Capt. Hans Geering : Or junior officers.

  René : What about café owners?

  Capt. Hans Geering : They can do what they like with them.

• [Helga has come to the cafe to talk to René, when a clattering noise is heard from outside] 

  Helga : What was that?

  René : Just the phantoms falling over the dustbins.

• Edith : [disguised in a funeral procession with Fanny pretending to be dead]  Do not speak like that to my mother! You must be kind to her. It was your idea she should be the corpse.

  René : She is the nearest thing we have.

• Gen. Von Klinkerhoffen : [Stopping the funeral precession with Fanny pretending to be dead]  Open zee coffin.

  René : [opens coffin to revel Fanny]  It is my brothers' wife's mother. She died of the plague.

  Gen. Von Klinkerhoffen : What plague is this?

  René : The plague that kills brothers' wife's mothers.

  Gen. Von Klinkerhoffen : Open zee coffin.

  Gen. Von Klinkerhoffen : [looks at Fanny in the coffin]  If this spreads across Europe we've all had it. Bury her quickly.