'Allo 'Allo! (TV Series)

Herr Flick's Revenge (1985)

Hilary Minster: General Erich von Klinkerhoffen

Quotes 

• Herr Flick : My authority comes from Berlin.

  Gen. Von Klinkerhoffen : [draws revolver]  My authority comes from this gun. Release them.

  Herr Flick : I see. Temporarily you have the upper hand, but I should warn you that my godfather is Heinrich Himmler.

  Gen. Von Klinkerhoffen : My wife's sister is the mistress of Hermann Goering.

  Herr Flick : Hermann Goering has many mistresses

  Gen. Von Klinkerhoffen : My wife's sister is the one who wears the chamois leather underclothes.

  Herr Flick : Ah. Helga, turn the wheel the other way.

• Gen. Von Klinkerhoffen : [Stopping the funeral precession with Fanny pretending to be dead]  Open zee coffin.

  René : [opens coffin to revel Fanny]  It is my brothers' wife's mother. She died of the plague.

  Gen. Von Klinkerhoffen : What plague is this?

  René : The plague that kills brothers' wife's mothers.

  Gen. Von Klinkerhoffen : Open zee coffin.

  Gen. Von Klinkerhoffen : [looks at Fanny in the coffin]  If this spreads across Europe we've all had it. Bury her quickly.