- René: Good evening, Herr Lieutenant. What is your pleasure?
- Lt. Hubert Gruber: I would like a cognac, if you please?
- René: Maria, cognac for the officer. If you would like to, eh
- Lt. Hubert Gruber: Why not, why not?
- René: [René puts down the cognac. Lt. Hubert Gruber reaches into his pocket and produces a cigar. René mistakes Lt. Hubert Gruber for Leclerc] I - I - I expect you would like a light?
- Lt. Hubert Gruber: Thank you, you're very kind.
- René: I have no matches.
- Lt. Hubert Gruber: Then why do you ask me if I would like a light?
- René: I'm very sorry.
- Lt. Hubert Gruber: If you have no matches... if you have no matches, take mine. I have a spare box.
- René: Are you one of them?
- Lt. Hubert Gruber: Well, it... it was very lonely on the Russian front.
- Roger Leclerc: A cognac, if you please?
- René: Maria, a cognac.
- Roger Leclerc: [Roger Leclerc reaches into his pocket and produces a cigar. Lt. Hubert Gruber notices and lights Leclerc's cigar. Roger Leclerc to René] Do you have a light?
- Lt. Hubert Gruber: What do you want a light for? I just lit it.
- Roger Leclerc: Well, I don't want a light, I just wondered... if he had a light.
- René: I have no matches.
- Lt. Hubert Gruber: I've just given you some matches!
- René: These are your matches! They're not my matches.
- Roger Leclerc: [to René] Is he one of us?
- René: No, he's one of them.
- Roger Leclerc: Please do not tell everybody!
- René: This is my wife, Edith. I have told her everything.
- Michelle Dubois: Will she talk?
- René: Incessantly. But not about anything important.
- [Herr Flick has arrived to see the Colonel]
- Helga: Do you have an appointment?
- Herr Flick: I am Otto Flick of the Gestapo.
- Helga: Oh, you don't need an appointment.