'Allo 'Allo! (TV Series)
The Gateau from the Chateau (1985)
Richard Marner: Colonel Kurt von Strohm
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Quotes
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[Colonel von Strohm compliments Madame Edith]
Col. Von Strom : Champagne for the handsome Captain and the beautiful singer!
René : [puzzled] The Colonel is drunk early this evening.
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[Von Klinkerhoffen has ordered the Colonel to woo Madame Edith]
Col. Von Strom : How can I put this? I don't fancy her.
Gen. Von Klinkerhoffen : Colonel, how can *I* put it? How do you fancy the Russian Front?
Capt. Hans Geering : She's a good cook.
Col. Von Strom : [starting to smile] Oh, yes. I'd forgotten that.
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Capt. Hans Geering : The chemist gave me a pill containing all his best poisons. You take it with a glass of wine. One drink and, all is quite on the western front.
Col. Von Strom : Are you sure it will work?
Capt. Hans Geering : Yes, I told him it was for you.
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Col. Von Strom : Play your cards right and you'll be up stairs
[with Edith]
Col. Von Strom : before the bottles finished.
Capt. Hans Geering : [yells across to the bar] Make it a magnum!
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Col. Von Strom : [discussing the General] So far, he has only discovered the tip of the iceberg.
Capt. Hans Geering : You haven't stolen a whole iceberg, have you?
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Gen. Von Klinkerhoffen : ...you will therefore, at once, pay attention to this lady
[Edith Artois]
Gen. Von Klinkerhoffen : and if possible make her your mistress.
Col. Von Strom : General, how can I put it? I don't fancy her.
Gen. Von Klinkerhoffen : Coronel, how can I put it? How do you fancy the Russian Front?
Capt. Hans Geering : She's a good cook
Col. Von Strom : I'd forgotten that!
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Col. Von Strom : One of the first things you learn at Military Accadamy is never to tell a General when he has a chicken on his head.
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Gen. Von Klinkerhoffen : [General von Klinkerhoffen lights the candles on the cake with a bomb, Captain Geering stands up] were are you going?
Capt. Hans Geering : To the little boys room, the Coronel also wants to go to the little boys room.
Col. Von Strom : No, I do not.
Capt. Hans Geering : Yes you do.
Col. Von Strom : No, I do not!
Capt. Hans Geering : Coronel.
[whispers to Colonel von Strom]
Col. Von Strom : Yes I do!