'Allo 'Allo! (TV Series)
The Gateau from the Chateau (1985)
Hilary Minster: General Erich von Klinkerhoffen
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Quotes
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[Von Klinkerhoffen has ordered the Colonel to woo Madame Edith]
Col. Von Strom : How can I put this? I don't fancy her.
Gen. Von Klinkerhoffen : Colonel, how can *I* put it? How do you fancy the Russian Front?
Capt. Hans Geering : She's a good cook.
Col. Von Strom : [starting to smile] Oh, yes. I'd forgotten that.
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[Rene has covered the gâteau for the Kaiser's birthday with sand]
Gen. Von Klinkerhoffen : You fool, what do you think you are doing?
René : I did this in memory of the day that the Kaiser was buried.
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[Herr Flick has received the antidote to the poison from the dart intended to kill General von Klinkerhoffen]
Gen. Von Klinkerhoffen : [Indicating Herr Flick] What is the matter with that man?
Private Helga Geerhart : [pauses] He had the fish!
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Herr Flick : I believe you requested my presence.
Gen. Von Klinkerhoffen : I did not. I sent for you.
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Gen. Von Klinkerhoffen : ...you will therefore, at once, pay attention to this lady
[Edith Artois]
Gen. Von Klinkerhoffen : and if possible make her your mistress.
Col. Von Strom : General, how can I put it? I don't fancy her.
Gen. Von Klinkerhoffen : Coronel, how can I put it? How do you fancy the Russian Front?
Capt. Hans Geering : She's a good cook
Col. Von Strom : I'd forgotten that!
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Gen. Von Klinkerhoffen : [General von Klinkerhoffen lights the candles on the cake with a bomb, Captain Geering stands up] were are you going?
Capt. Hans Geering : To the little boys room, the Coronel also wants to go to the little boys room.
Col. Von Strom : No, I do not.
Capt. Hans Geering : Yes you do.
Col. Von Strom : No, I do not!
Capt. Hans Geering : Coronel.
[whispers to Colonel von Strom]
Col. Von Strom : Yes I do!