'Allo 'Allo! (TV Series)

The Great Un-Escape (1987)

Gorden Kaye: René Artois

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Quotes 

• René : [Discussing digging a tunnel from the Mortuary]  Will not the Germans become suspicious of the digging of all these graves.

  Michelle Dubois : Not if we keep shooting Germans to put in them.

  René : You are very determined are you not!

• Edith : [to Leclerc dressed as a gendarmerie]  Where have you been? We have been waiting for instructions.

  Roger Leclerc : Madam, a lady reported seeing a flasher.

  René : And you had to arrest him?

  Roger Leclerc : No, I had to disguise myself as a policeman so she would not recognize him.

• Yvette Carte-Blanche : ...all the time, I am thinking of you.

  René : And when I am with my wife, all the time, I am thinking of you. It does not help.

• Yvette Carte-Blanche : Come to me tonight, I will give you a signal when all is clear.

  René : What will the signal be.

  Yvette Carte-Blanche : I will take the red light out of my window.

  René : Ah Yvette, Always the romantic.