'Allo 'Allo! (TV Series)

The Policeman Cometh (1985)

Richard Gibson: Herr Otto Flick

Quotes 

• [on telephone] 

  Herr Flick : Flick the Gestapo... No, I said *Flick*, the Gestapo!

• Herr Flick : Ten minutes is up. You may now come out of the corner.

  [Helga turns away from the wall and approaches the desk] 

  Herr Flick : Let that be a lesson to you. Never AGAIN will you burn my my toast.

  Private Helga Geerhart : Yes Herr Flick. May I sit.

  Herr Flick : Yes.

  [Helga sits] 

  Herr Flick : You may continue with your tea. I have kept your egg warm under the cozy.

  [Removes the cozy] 

  Herr Flick : .

  Private Helga Geerhart : You have a very kind streak in your nature.

  Herr Flick : I nearly failed my Gestapo exams because of it.

  Private Helga Geerhart : [Tapping her egg, which does not break]  This has a very strong shell.

  Herr Flick : Hit it HARD with your spoon. They always break in the end.

  Private Helga Geerhart : You're looking pensive, Herr Flick.

  Herr Flick : I'm trying to decide what to do with you tonight.

  Private Helga Geerhart : I see.

  Private Helga Geerhart : I might take you to the movies.

  Private Helga Geerhart : What is showing?

  Herr Flick : Anything we like.

  [Helga looks disappointed] 

  Herr Flick : Or we could stay here and amuse ourselves. I have a box of sharp needles somewhere.

  [Helga looks horrified. Flick ducks down behind the desk] 

  Herr Flick : Ah. Here they are.

  Private Helga Geerhart : What have you in mind, Herr Flick?

  Herr Flick : I have an excellent gramophone, and many records of Hitler's speeches. They QUITE amusing.

  Private Helga Geerhart : Hitler's speeches quite amusing?

  Herr Flick : Played at double speed... He sounds like Donald Duck.

• Herr Flick : [Answers phone]  Flick the Gestapo... no, I said Flick the Gestapo.