'Allo 'Allo! (TV Series)

The Sausage in the Wardrobe (1986)

Richard Marner: Colonel Kurt von Strohm

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• René : [telling Colonel von Strom that Maria has been taken by General von Klinkerhoffen with the sausage. containing the painting]  She had the sausage strapped across her bosom. Any minute now he may get his hands on it.

  Edith : If Maria cracks under the interrogation the General will arrest René, and if he cracks under interrogation he will reveal that you gave him the painting to hide and you will be on the carpet.

  Capt. Hans Geering : Dead!

  Col. Von Strom : Your right, we will shoot René now and stop the lot.

  René : Thank you Edith!

  Edith : If you shoot René then also you will have to shoot me!

  René : Could you shoot her first...

• Col. Von Strom : [Sneaking past General von Klinkerhoffen's quarters & hearing music, Captain Geering peaks through the keyhole]  What's going on in there? Captain Hans Geering: "Helga is doing a striptease." Colonel von Strohm: "We haven't got time for that... Helga?"

  [shoves Captain Geering aside] 

  Capt. Hans Geering : Helga is doing a striptease.

  Col. Von Strom : We haven't got time for that... Helga?

  [shoves Captain Geering aside]