- Lucy Camden: Simon, your friend called me a name and slapped me on the butt in the record store.
- Simon Camden: What, you mean Norton? No way, he was just kidding around. Believe me, he couldn't have been serious.
- Lucy Camden: Simon, he slapped me!
- Simon Camden: He didn't hurt you, did he?
- Lucy Camden: Yes, he hurt me! He humiliated me, and that hurt... a lot!
- Rev. Eric Camden: [to Simon] Where did you get those pants?
- Simon Camden: I got them from Matt's.
- Rev. Eric Camden: You know where that little fashion trend got started? Prison. You know where you'll end up if you keep wearing your pants like that? Prison!
- Simon Camden: [When Simon tackles Norton to the ground for harassing Heather] You are going to go to my house and apologize to my mother and my sister for what you did, but not before you apologize to Heather. That's my brother's friend. She's deaf, man! How could you?
- Norton: I didn't know she was deaf! Lighten up!
- Simon Camden: You knew she was a person, didn't you?
- Norton: [to Annie] Why don't you go home? You don't belong on the streets cause you got no respect for me, for no man. Maybe I should teach you some respect.
- Annie Camden: You want a piece of this? I brought seven kids into this world, I can take one out!
- Rev. Eric Camden: [knocking on Matt's door]
- Matt Camden: Who is it?
- Rev. Eric Camden: Pants.
- Matt Camden: Pants who?
- Rev. Eric Camden: Pants daddy.