"The A-Team" Recipe for Heavy Bread (TV Episode 1983) - Dwight Schultz as 'Howling Mad' Murdock

Murdock : I'm telling you, Face, he can talk.

[shows his golf ball]

Murdock : Say something nice to Faceman,

[speaks gibberish in a high pitched voice]

Face : A lot of them can talk, Murdock, but can he sing?

Murdock : I haven't taught him any songs yet.
Murdock : The Golfball Liberation Forces are on the way!
Murdock : [in a high pitched voice] This has been a warning from the Golf Ball Liberation Front!
Murdock : [lamenting the plight of golf balls] All those naked balls... packed in together... and then that brush...

[shudders]
Murdock : [pretending B.A. is a famous French actor] Bravo! Bravo, bravo!

B.A. Baracus : [to the parking attendant] Don't touch my van, sucker. If you do, I'll feed you your socks.

Murdock : Oh mella bell! It's the famous 'Feed you your socks' line from the Pulitzer prize winning play, 'Right on, Ruth' by Margaret Hanley.

B.A. Baracus : Shut up, fool, come on!
Murdock : It's always so easy to just look the other way, isn't it, Colonel? Injustice is always rewarded with indifference.

Col. John "Hannibal" Smith : I guess so.
Murdock : [British accent, about Lin's singing] By Jove, I think he's got it.

Amy Allen : Sort of.

Col. John "Hannibal" Smith : [British accent, to Murdock] Not really, sorry.

Dwight Schultz: 'Howling Mad' Murdock