The A-Team (TV Series)

West Coast Turnaround (1983)

Mr. T: B.A. Baracus

Quotes 

• Face : Well, this is a pretty good mock-up of a squad car, but it's not perfect. So, we're transportation people from Universal Studios, making a movie called 'It came from planet X' . That way we get pulled over by a real highway patrol car, we're not gonna get busted.

  B.A. : Good luck with that one, sucker!

• Hannibal : Murdock, B.A. take the right. Face, stay with me.

  Face : Er, Hannibal, if we're gonna fight, I'd really prefer to be teamed with B.A.

  Murdock : Me too.

  Hannibal : Are you guys saying you don't wanna team up with me?

  Face : Yes.

  Murdock : Yes.

  Hannibal : Why?

  B.A. : I'll tell you why. Because when you're on the jazz, man, you're dangerous!

• Ellen Penhall : Who are you?

  B.A. : I'm B.A. Baracus, and I'm here to pick up your crops!

• Hannibal : What do you think, B.A.?

  B.A. : Oh, man, this rig is about 16.000 overweight. And the rear brakes is whistling Dixie. And these air hose, they got dry rot.

  Hannibal : Wonderful. All they have to do is get to farmer's market in L.A.

• Amy : Is he alright?

  Face : Likes to see how big the slug is before he steps on him, is what he likes to do.

  B.A. : [Hannibal mumbles]  What did he say?

  Face : He said I love it when a plan comes together.