Absolutely Fabulous (TV Series)

Birth (1994)

Jennifer Saunders: Edina

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Quotes 

• Patsy : [to Saffie]  I resent you!

  Edina : [Trying to calm Patsy]  No you don't.

  Patsy : Yes I do. I hate you! Just when my life hit a good patch, along you came, you miserable piece of flesh. You should've ended up in the dust bin! The incinerator was too good for you! You know, when I heard that Eddie was pregnant, I told her to abort! ABORT, ABORT, ABORT! I said "Chuck it down the pan!". I said "Bring me..."

  Saffron : [Interrupting]  A knitting needle?

  Patsy : [Fiercely]  A knitting needle!

  Saffron : [Saffie slaps Patsy's face] 

• Eddie : [to Saffy]  From the day you were born, I *knew* I wanted you... I did! Mummy wanted you, sweetie!

  Patsy : However, the day after...

• Eddie : I did tell you the facts of life, didn't I, sweetie?

  Saffie : If you mean that time you sat on my bed and shook me awake at two in the morning, stoned out of your brain, and slurred into my ear 'By the way, sweetie, people have it off,' then yes, you told me the facts of life.

• Eddie : Had two husbands, one was too short, one was gay. Still, sweetie, if you want to know how to peck a dwarf on the cheek as he's walking out of the house to the disco in your dress , then I'm your girl.