Absolutely Fabulous (TV Series)

ISO Tank (1992)

Julia Sawalha: Saffron

Quotes 

• Eddie : You can't even tell Patsy about arranging balls, darling. She was always very good at genetics.

  Saffron : I'm not surprised. She's been a walking sperm bank most of her life.

• Eddie : Right. sweetie, I'm going to go to my isolation tank now. I may be some time. I could sink!

  Saffron : Not with your ballast.

• [first lines] 

  Saffron : [phone rings]  Hello?

  Eddie : Saffy, it's me. Listen... Darling, I'm in the isolation tank in my bathroom. Don't leave the house without telling me. Alright? I'm going to see if I can last another fifteen minutes.

  Saffron : A call came through for Patsy, but I couldn't find her.

  Eddie : Alright. Okay.

  [to Patsy] 

  Eddie : There's a call come through for you Pats.

  Patsy : I'd better go, Eddy.

• Saffron : Look, mum, it's not my fault I dont't want to loll around naked, painted day glow, with a flower stuck in every orifice... humping the air to Jefferson Airplane.

  Eddie : It was The Grateful Dead, darling.

• Patsy : [seeing Saffron]  Oh, my God, there's something horrible on the stairs.

  Saffron : It's me.

  Patsy : I'm not blind.

  Saffron : What are those pills?

  Patsy : Don't question me.

  Saffron : Mum?

  Eddie : Darling, they're just hormones, so I can breast feed the Romanians when they come.