Action (TV Series)
One Easy Piece (2000)
Jay Mohr: Peter Dragon
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Quotes
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Peter Dragon : A hundred thousand dollars and I get to see her nipple?
Bernie Beckerman : Peter, for a hundred thousand dollars you can cram the camera up her ass for all I care.
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Peter Dragon : My foot - get up, Stuart - is gonna be so far up your ass, that a piece of my ass might actually be in your ass!
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Stuart Glazer : They wanna make me Head of Comedy.
Peter Dragon : Head of Comedy? What do you know about comedy?
Stuart Glazer : Nothing. But I'm gay.
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Peter Dragon : Rafkin. You just killed a man.
Adam Rafkin : I'm sorry.
Peter Dragon : No. No. That's fantastic! You did it. You're a producer now. You did it!
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Peter Dragon : Stuart, put your pants on and get the hell out of here.
[to Bernie and Reagan]
Peter Dragon : Hey, how many times do you think he heard that sentence, huh?
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Peter Dragon : Okay, Stuart, look, there is an enormous difference between movies and television. You know what that difference is?
Stuart Glazer : No...
Peter Dragon : Okay, let's take a look at my rolodex, okay? I'll be the movie, you be the TV rolodex. In my movie rolodex I have, eh, Sean Connery. Your TV rolodex? Shawn Wayans. Eh? Marlon Brando, Marlon Wayans. Alec Baldwin, Alec... eh... Wayans. There's probably one floating around, I don't know.
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Reagan Lauren Busch : [locked in her trailer] Holden Van Dorn is a big homo!
Peter Dragon : [standing outside talking to the trailer door] Why do you think Holden's a homo? I mean, I know why I think Holden's a homo, but why do you think he's a homo?
Reagan Lauren Busch : Peter, he couldn't even get it up during the love scene.
Peter Dragon : Homo. Well, in his defense, eh, you know, it's acting, Reagan. So, maybe, you know, he's just acting he has an erection.
Reagan Lauren Busch : Well I don't care what he's supposed to act like. I mean it's a common courtesy.
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Peter Dragon : What's your problem?
Holden Van Dorn : Eh, I can't get... I can't get little Keanu to stand at attention.