Action (TV Series)

One Easy Piece (2000)

Jack Plotnick: Stuart Glazer

Quotes 

• Stuart Glazer : They wanna make me Head of Comedy.

  Peter Dragon : Head of Comedy? What do you know about comedy?

  Stuart Glazer : Nothing. But I'm gay.

• Peter Dragon : Okay, Stuart, look, there is an enormous difference between movies and television. You know what that difference is?

  Stuart Glazer : No...

  Peter Dragon : Okay, let's take a look at my rolodex, okay? I'll be the movie, you be the TV rolodex. In my movie rolodex I have, eh, Sean Connery. Your TV rolodex? Shawn Wayans. Eh? Marlon Brando, Marlon Wayans. Alec Baldwin, Alec... eh... Wayans. There's probably one floating around, I don't know.