Adam-12 (TV Series)
The Surprise (1972)
Don Stroud: Bert Stanley
Quotes
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Bert Stanley : [Malloy and Reed are in a lingerie shop interviewing a male customer who had his bag stolen] I'm in here buying a present for my girlfriend. I sat my briefcase down on the counter, I turned around, and it was gone. I didn't even see who took it.
Officer Jim Reed : [taking the report] Can you describe it, sir?
Bert Stanley : [confused] Describe it?
Officer Jim Reed : Yeah, you know: size, color, contents, that sort of thing.
Bert Stanley : Well, it was sort of big, and made out of a soft leather.
Officer Jim Reed : [continuing to write down report] Suede?
Bert Stanley : [defensive] Suede?
[turns to Malloy]
Bert Stanley : What's with him? Is he trying to start something?
Officer Jim Reed : [taken aback, chuckles] I just asked you if the thing was made out of suede.
Bert Stanley : [calmly] Soft leather. Broads carry suede.
Officer Pete Malloy : [as Reed continues to write, Malloy responds] Go ahead...
Bert Stanley : [becomes embarrassed] Well, it sort of had a strap on it.
Officer Pete Malloy : [Reed quietly chuckling to himself] What kind of a strap?
Bert Stanley : [defensive] I don't know, just a strap!
Officer Pete Malloy : [confused] How long was it?
Bert Stanley : I don't know...
Officer Jim Reed : [taking report] Was it long enough to put over your shoulder?
Bert Stanley : [reacts to Malloy, angrily] He is trying to start something, isn't he?
Officer Jim Reed : [chuckles] . Look, Mr. Stanley, all I'm trying to do is get a description of the bag, now, was the strap long enough to put over your shoulder?
Bert Stanley : [angry] Yeah, maybe! Alright... it was a shoulder strap. I'm at the negligee country trying to buy a nightgown, and I get my little pursey stolen, OK? Are you happy?
Officer Pete Malloy : [realizing Mr. Stanley's embarrassment] Mr. Stanley, why don't you just relax? A lot of men are carrying them, there's nothing wrong with them. A matter of fact, they're very practical.
Officer Jim Reed : [Mr. Stanley relaxes. Reed realizes what to get Malloy for his birthday]