- Florence Jean Castleberry: Well, alright, I'll go along, Mel. I'm willing to give up the thing that means most to me.
- Mel Sharples: That's bad news for half of the guys in Phoenix.
- Florence Jean Castleberry: I was talkin' about coffee!
- Alice Hyatt: Henry, this is no time to go off your diet.
- Henry: Oh yes, there is. My wife, Chloe, said she won't make love to me until I lose ten pounds. So, gimme lots of whipped cream.