All Creatures Great and Small (TV Series)

Puppy Love (1978)

Elizabeth Millbank-Turner: Alice McTavish

Quotes 

• Mr. Wiggins : Well, hello there. pardner.

  Tristan Farnon : Hello, Mr. Wiggins, how are you?

  Mr. Wiggins : [chuckles]  Well, Can't grumble, tha knows? Doing pretty well theeself, I'd say, from the look of that err... pretty little filly you got in tow.

  Tristan Farnon : Excuse me.

  Mr. Wiggins : Surely, boy, surely.

  [chuckles] 

  Tristan Farnon : Hell's bells.

  Alice McTavish : What's the matter? Who's he?

  Tristan Farnon : Mr. Wiggins; known locally as Wiggins of the Wild West.

  Alice McTavish : Is he American?

  Tristan Farnon : No, Yorkshire as pudding.

  Alice McTavish : Why does he talk like that?

  Tristan Farnon : His story is that he once worked on a ranch in Texas. If you ask me, he got it all from watching Westerns. Must be one on tonight or he wouldn't be here. Never watches anything else.

  Mr. Wiggins : Oh, excuse me , pardner. Thank you.