- Mr. Wiggins: Well, hello there. pardner.
- Tristan Farnon: Hello, Mr. Wiggins, how are you?
- Mr. Wiggins: [chuckles] Well, Can't grumble, tha knows? Doing pretty well theeself, I'd say, from the look of that err... pretty little filly you got in tow.
- Tristan Farnon: Excuse me.
- Mr. Wiggins: Surely, boy, surely.
- [chuckles]
- Tristan Farnon: Hell's bells.
- Alice McTavish: What's the matter? Who's he?
- Tristan Farnon: Mr. Wiggins; known locally as Wiggins of the Wild West.
- Alice McTavish: Is he American?
- Tristan Farnon: No, Yorkshire as pudding.
- Alice McTavish: Why does he talk like that?
- Tristan Farnon: His story is that he once worked on a ranch in Texas. If you ask me, he got it all from watching Westerns. Must be one on tonight or he wouldn't be here. Never watches anything else.
- Mr. Wiggins: Oh, excuse me , pardner. Thank you.