- [a Mexican fiesta; men dance on a stage]
- Kira Finster: [jives to the music] A-ha! Show me how it's done!
- Kimi Finster: [forces Kira down into her seat] Mom, stop it.
- Kimi Finster: I was on my way back from the bathroom, and guess who I found digging in the garbage!
- Phil DeVille: [offended] Hey, I was here the *whole time*!
- [a stray dog steps out from behind Kimi]
- Kimi Finster: [kneels down and pats the dog] I went to every campsite, but no one knew him. He must be abandoned.
- Chuckie Finster: The moms said you could keep him?
- Kimi Finster: No way! So, I figure I'll sneak him in. Come on, Pumpkin.
- [she and Pumpkin crawl into the tent and lie down]
- Kira Finster: [groans] Betty, I'm not feeling so good. I think it was the burrito we had for lunch.
- [groans again as she clutches her belly]
- Betty DeVille: Nonsense! You always find the best roadside chow at diner-slash-carwashes.
- [Kira's belly gurgles, she holds her mouth, runs into the toilet and vomits]