- [Paula tries a new doughnut Matt made]
- Paula Winters Russell: It's awful! Why did you give it to me?
- Matt Russell: Twenty-nine people said it stunk! I needed a second opinion!
- [last lines]
- Matt Russell: Uh, I got some bad news...
- Paula Winters Russell: Is it from my doctor?
- Matt Russell: No.
- Paula Winters Russell: Good! Now sing with me!
- Matt Russell: [singsong] You know my teenage daughter?
- Paula Winters Russell: [singsong] Si, her name is Sonia Russell!
- Matt Russell: Well, she got expelled from her school and she's going to live with us forever!
- [Paula goes hysterical, and has to be restrained by Matt]
- Paula Winters Russell: Why couldn't it have been news from my doctor?
- Paula Winters Russell: I now know why God took a rest on the seventh day, and didn't try to push it back a week!