All in the Family (TV Series)
Cousin Maude's Visit (1971)
Bea Arthur: Cousin Maude
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Quotes
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Archie Bunker : Roosevelt sold us out to Joe Stalin at Gibraltar.
Maude : They met at Yalta.
Archie Bunker : He sold us out there too.
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Cousin Maude : Archie, you can either get up and eat breakfast, or lie there, feeding off your own fat.
[pause]
Cousin Maude : And if you choose the latter, you could probably lie there for months.
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Archie Bunker : [Maude refuses to get out of Archie's chair] Well, I got the secret weapon that can lay this little lady right away. Here we go. This country was ruined by Franklin Delano Roosevelt!
Cousin Maude : You're fat.
Archie Bunker : Sticks and stones may break my bones, but Franklin Delano Roosevelt...
Edith Bunker : Archie, you promised never to say that name again in front of Maude.
Archie Bunker : Franklin Delano Roosevelt!
Edith Bunker : [to Maude] He don't mean nothing. His whole family was for Roosevelt.
Archie Bunker : That was for two terms. But that was it. We didn't know the guy was going to hold on to the job like a pope!
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Archie Bunker : This country was ruined by Franklin Delano Roosevelt.
Maude : You're fat.
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Cousin Maude : [after Maude sings to wake everybody up] Are you waiting for a special invitation? I said breakfast is on the table.
Archie Bunker : I heard ya. So did every moose up in Canada.
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Archie Bunker : [Maude hands him his breakfast] What's this?
Cousin Maude : It's my own invention. Cream of Wheat with cheese.
Archie Bunker : Cheese?
Cousin Maude : It's light but it binds.
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Cousin Maude : That man had charisma!
Archie Bunker : I don't care if he was sick!
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Edith Bunker : [runs up the stairs] I'm sick!
Archie Bunker : Edith, you can't be sick, who's gonna take care of us?
Maude : [taps his shoulder] Maudie's here.
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Archie Bunker : FDR had General MacArthur fired in Korea!
Cousin Maude : That was Truman!
Archie Bunker : Under secret, sealed orders from FDR!