- Jake's Grandfather: The horn does not make the unicorn.
- Jake Long: Actually, it does. Otherwise, it's just a horse.
- Jasmine: I don't know how to put this but I'm sorry I tried to suck the souls out of your friends at the dance.
- Jake Long: It's like I said to my hot date Jasmine earlier. Hot date Jasmine, I says, if tou want to get the hotties you have to move your bodies!