- [opening narration]
- Amos Jones: Hello, folks. This is Amos. Well, that gal you see there throwin' things in the suitcase is the Kingfish's wife, Sapphire. Yas'sir, she's walked out on the old Kingfish on a lot of different occasions. For instance, there was the time last September when he came home at two o'clock in the morning.
- Andrew 'Andy' Hogg Brown: Ain't this Mama of Sapphire's a little on the mean side?
- George 'Kingfish' Stevens: [exclaiming] A little? Andy, you take the venom of a cobra, the disposition of an alligator, and the nastiness of a rhinoceros! Put 'em all together - they spell "Mother"!