- [Oz says goodbye as his son gets on the bus to leave for a new life in Italy]
- Oz: You might be a man of the world now, but... never forget your roots, son. Right? You'll always be a Geordie, no matter where you go. 'Cos this is the place that shaped you, and made you what you are, alright?
- Rod: Ciao, Dad.
- [bus drives away]
- Oz: Auf Wiedersehen, son.
- Wayne Norris: Do you know something, Nev? I don't think I've ever been this far north.
- Neville Hope: Have you never been to Scotland?
- Wayne Norris: [laughs] No I've never seen the point.
- Neville Hope: Oh it's grand up there, man, Scotland. Beautiful. So's Northumberland. It's just, around here it's a bit...
- Wayne Norris: Manky!
- Neville Hope: Give it a chance.
- Oz Osborne: And who's this Sandro gadgey?
- Marjorie Osbourne: He's my boyfriend and as soon as the divorce is final he'll be my husband.
- Oz Osborne: Well what sort of bloke is he?
- Oz Osborne: Well he's not you Oz, so there's a marked improvement.
- Oz Osborne: Oh, a waiter is he?
- Marjorie Osbourne: How do you know that?
- Oz Osborne: Oh well it stands to reason, doesn't it, I mean, any Wop or Chinky that arrives on Tyneside is bound to be a waiter. I mean, they divvn't come up here to build ships, you know.