- Emma Peel: Do you think they're having a purge?
- John Steed: Well if they are, I wish they'd, eh...
- Emma Peel: Do it in their own country? You said that.
- John Steed: It's unethical, just not cricket.
- Emma Peel: You said that too.
- John Steed: We need a drink.
- Emma Peel: That, you haven't said.
- Ivan: I'm going to kill you.
- John Steed: Why on earth should you want to do that? I thought we were the best of enemies.
- John Steed: How I envy you working cheek by jowl with Ivan.
- Emma Peel: I can assure you my cheek's going to be nowhere near his jowl.
- Nutski: [Ivan has led Steed into Nutski's secret hideout] Steed! Steed, my dear fellow!
- John Steed: Hello Nutski.
- Nutski: What a delightful surprise. What a pleasure to see you again.
- [to Ivan]
- Nutski: I told you to kill him!
- Emma Peel: I've handed in my notice.
- John Steed: Oh?
- Emma Peel: The other side was cheating. Nutski had no intention of seriously honouring the truce.
- John Steed: Well, I'm not surprised, I never thought he would.
- Nutski: Soon I will have a trained force in every capital city of the world. And then, a third world power will emerge. We will grow in strength. We will grind our enemies under our heel until there is one world power: the state of Nutskiville!
- Boris Groski: What's the matter with him? Is he dumb or something?
- Percival: No, he's British. Naturally he couldn't dream of discussing business with you until he's been formally introduced.