- Emma Peel: It's late, I'm tired, and I want to go to bed.
- Strange Young Man: In that case, how would you like me to tuck you up?
- Emma Peel: In that case, how would you like me to break your arm.
- Max Prendergast: [to Emma] It's such a pleasure to see you again. Your face was always so perfectly... symmetrical. Not an eye out of place.
- Emma Peel: [about Sir Cavalier Rousticana] He read my article recently.
- John Steed: So did I! All bids, no trumps and mathematics. It was very confusing.
- Major George Fancy: [Steed is limping] You run into counter-espionage, tangle with the minions of a mastermind?
- John Steed: Far more sinister: fell down the stairs.
- Ola Monsey-Chamberlain: He was called away to a, a meeting. In London. The I.B.P.C. The International... something.
- Emma Peel: Bridge Players Convention...
- Emma Peel: I don't see a car.
- Strange Young Man: Well, you wouldn't would you? Not in this fog. But it's there.
- Strange Young Man: Big property deal. I want to buy land. I want to expand, develop. I want to build skyscrapers. I also want... a gallon of petrol for my car or else I''ll have to walk home. My feet would be sore.
- Strange Young Man: [counting his payment] Just a minute, there's only half!
- Ola Monsey-Chamberlain: The scream. You haven't given us the scream.
- Strange Young Man: [he lets out a loud but somewhat uninspired yell] Aaaaaaah! There, is that good enough?
- Ola Monsey-Chamberlain: We'll make it easy for you.
- [as she walks off screen, another peron's hand moves into frame, aiming a gun at the young man, who now utters a blood curling scream]