- General Hesketh: [about the computerized Field Marshal] The medal ribbons, what are they for?
- Gilpin: He got that one for action during the rocket attack attack on London in 1961.
- General Hesketh: But there wasn't a rocket attack on London in '61.
- Gilpin: Exactly. But without him, there would have been.
- Tara King: But you'll be pleased to know that I have now tried to destroy this room four times, and each time I failed miserably.
- Mother: [shouting] Don't tell me what I have to do, boy! I was making life and death decisions when the only choice in life you had to make was whether to eat your baby cereal or spit it out!
- John Steed: I want to ask one question, Mother. Is Tara King in danger... is Fairfax waiting outside her apartment to protect her?
- Mother: Two questions, Steed. One answer: no.
- Miss Gladys Culpepper: Oh, this is nice. I haven't seen a cinema since Mr. Valentino passed away.
- John Steed: Heh heh. This is not nearly as exciting as the Sheik, I'm afraid.
- Dangerfield: Any last request ?
- Tara King: Can I have a cigarette ?
- John Steed: [Steed appears] But you don't smoke.
- John Steed: [Turns to Dangerfield] What a lovely suit.
- [Fight ensues with Dangerfield, Zaroff and Steed]
- Tara King: You've done it again.
- John Steed: There's a question I need to ask him.
- Tara King: Which foreign government is he working for ?
- John Steed: No, who's the name of if his tailor.
- [Last lines]
- John Steed: [Steed exquisitely pouring champagne] Now the best it yet to come.
- Tara King: What is it ?
- John Steed: We drink it.
- John Steed: To Tara King who I never suspected any funny business for one moment.
- Tara King: Never ?
- John Steed: Almost never.