Batman: The Animated Series (TV Series)

Harley's Holiday (1994)

Marilu Henner: Veronica Vreeland

Quotes 

• General Vreeland : You in the car! Release your hostage immediately!

  Veronica Vreeland : Daddy!

  Harley Quinn : Daddy? Oy!

  [Harley turns about and speeds away from General Vreeland] 

  Veronica Vreeland : Wait! What are you doing? That's my father!

  Harley Quinn : No, that's your father... IN A TANK!

• Veronica Vreeland : Did you mean what you said back there? About sending me home?

  Harley Quinn : Sure. You're a good kid. And I do kinda feel a little bit responsible for all this.

  Veronica Vreeland : No kidding.

  [seeing how dejected Harley is] 

  Veronica Vreeland : So, what'll happen to you?

  Harley Quinn : If I'm lucky, I'll make it out of town before Bats hauls my heinie back to the bin.

  Veronica Vreeland : Can't you explain that it was all just a mistake?

  Harley Quinn : Ha! With my past? I don't even believe it myself.

  Veronica Vreeland : Look, let's make a deal. You get me out of this alive, and I'll drop all the charges.

  Harley Quinn : Yeah? Hey, you're all right, toots. For the first time today, I think things are finally looking up.

  [they scream as an explosion rocks nearby] 

• Bruce Wayne : [catching Harley as she trips]  Are you all right?

  Dr. Harleen Quinzel : [her hyenas snarl at him]  Wow! I never saw them do that before.

  [recognizing him] 

  Dr. Harleen Quinzel : Hey! Don't I know you?

  Bruce Wayne : I don't think so.

  Dr. Harleen Quinzel : [covering his eyes]  Something about that chin. I know! You're Bruce Wayne, the boy billionaire.

  [taking his hand] 

  Dr. Harleen Quinzel : Hmm. Unattached, I see.

  Veronica Vreeland : [clearing her throat]  May I help you, miss?

  Dr. Harleen Quinzel : Uh-oh. Enter the jealous girlfriend.

• General Vreeland : My little girl... I was so worried!

  Veronica Vreeland : I noticed.

• Veronica Vreeland : I love it.

  Bruce Wayne : That makes one of us.

  Veronica Vreeland : Really, Brucie. A man of your social standing needs a woman like me to keep you in step with the latest trends. Who dresses you, anyway? Alfred?

  Bruce Wayne : [blushing]  Well, actually...