Batman: The Animated Series (TV Series)
Harley's Holiday (1994)
Arleen Sorkin: Harley Quinn, Dr. Harleen Quinzel
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Quotes
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Harley Quinn : There's one thing I've gotta know. Why'd you stay with me all day? Risking your butt for someone who's never given you anything but trouble?
Batman : I know what it's like to try to rebuild a life.
[He holds up a bag, and gives her the dress she wanted to buy, before getting in so much trouble]
Batman : I had a bad day too, once.
[Ecstatically, she takes the dress, then stands on tiptoe to kiss his cheek]
Harley Quinn : Nice guys like you shouldn't have bad days.
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Harley Quinn : I'm having a BAD DAY! I'm sick of people trying to shoot me, run me over, or blow me up! I didn't even get to keep my new dress. And I actually paid for it.
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Dr. Joan Leland : You've made wonderful progress, Harley. You've passed your competency hearing, and tomorrow, you will be released, mentally sane and sound.
Harley Quinn : [Begins jumping up and down] Weee! Wahoo! Whoopee! Yay! Yay! Yay!
[Regains composure]
Harley Quinn : [sheepishly] Uh... I mean thank you, Dr. Leland.
Dr. Joan Leland : That's ok. You have every reason to be proud of yourself.
The Scarecrow : [shouting off screen] Unhand me!
Dr. Joan Leland : I just wish the other inmates could make your sort of progress.
[Batman and Robin are seen bringing in the Scarecrow]
The Scarecrow : I am the master of fear! The lord of despair! Cower before me in witless deter!
Harley Quinn : Hi, Professor Crane.
The Scarecrow : [Completely calm] Good evening, child.
[to Batman and Robin]
The Scarecrow : Worship me, fools! Worship me! Scream hosannas of anguish to Scarecrow, the all-terrible god of fear!
[the orderlies come to take him away]
Robin : I think he's getting better.
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Boxcars 'Boxy' Bennett : Any last words?
Harley Quinn : Just one: BABIES!
[Harley's hyenas crash through the wall and maul Boxy]
Harley Quinn : Play nice with your new chew toy.
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General Vreeland : You in the car! Release your hostage immediately!
Veronica Vreeland : Daddy!
Harley Quinn : Daddy? Oy!
[Harley turns about and speeds away from General Vreeland]
Veronica Vreeland : Wait! What are you doing? That's my father!
Harley Quinn : No, that's your father... IN A TANK!
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[Boxy Bennett grabs Veronica and holds her, pointing a gun]
Boxcars 'Boxy' Bennett : Back off, freak, or the dame's history!
[Harley knocks him out from behind with a fish]
Harley Quinn : Get your own hostage!
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Veronica Vreeland : Did you mean what you said back there? About sending me home?
Harley Quinn : Sure. You're a good kid. And I do kinda feel a little bit responsible for all this.
Veronica Vreeland : No kidding.
[seeing how dejected Harley is]
Veronica Vreeland : So, what'll happen to you?
Harley Quinn : If I'm lucky, I'll make it out of town before Bats hauls my heinie back to the bin.
Veronica Vreeland : Can't you explain that it was all just a mistake?
Harley Quinn : Ha! With my past? I don't even believe it myself.
Veronica Vreeland : Look, let's make a deal. You get me out of this alive, and I'll drop all the charges.
Harley Quinn : Yeah? Hey, you're all right, toots. For the first time today, I think things are finally looking up.
[they scream as an explosion rocks nearby]
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Harley Quinn : Hi, He-Man. Wanna race?
Batman : Stop the car. Now!
Harley Quinn : I think not.
Robin : We wanna help you sort this out before it gets worse.
Harley Quinn : Sure, like you helped poor Professor Crane last night. Sorry, boys. You ain't taking me back to Arkham.
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Bruce Wayne : Miss, please. I'm sure this has all been a simple misunderstanding. You don't want to mess things up on your first day out, do you?
[knocking]
Bruce Wayne : Miss?
Harley Quinn : [hitting him with the changing room door, trembling in anger] I tried to play by the rules, but no! They wouldn't let me go straight. Society is to blame.
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Harley Quinn : [weakly] I think I made a mess on your cape.
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Bruce Wayne : [catching Harley as she trips] Are you all right?
Dr. Harleen Quinzel : [her hyenas snarl at him] Wow! I never saw them do that before.
[recognizing him]
Dr. Harleen Quinzel : Hey! Don't I know you?
Bruce Wayne : I don't think so.
Dr. Harleen Quinzel : [covering his eyes] Something about that chin. I know! You're Bruce Wayne, the boy billionaire.
[taking his hand]
Dr. Harleen Quinzel : Hmm. Unattached, I see.
Veronica Vreeland : [clearing her throat] May I help you, miss?
Dr. Harleen Quinzel : Uh-oh. Enter the jealous girlfriend.
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Harley Quinn : [Kissing Batman] Mmmmmmmm... Mwah!
[Sweetly]
Harley Quinn : Call me.
Batman : [With a grin] Don't press your luck.
[Walks away]
Harley Quinn : [to a smiling Poison Ivy] Eh, what are you looking at?
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Harley Quinn : Talk about grasping at straws! Oh well, at least I'm going out on a joke.
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Harley Quinn : Back off, rich boy! I'm armed!
[whacks Bruce with the arm of a mannequin]
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Dr. Harleen Quinzel : [seeing people recoiling from her] Gee, what's wrong with them?
[looking at her reflection]
Dr. Harleen Quinzel : I knew I shouldn't have worn this outfit. It's so out of style, it's growing mold. I probably look like a total geek.