Batman: The Animated Series (TV Series)
Make 'Em Laugh (1994)
Loren Lester: Robin
Quotes
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Robin : That's too bad. I watch Standler's show all the time. He's great.
Batman : Any idea what would have caused him to go off the deep end?
Robin : No. But talk about bad timing. He was supposed to be one of the judges for the annual Laff-Off competition tonight. Alfred and I bought tickets. By the way, where is Alfred?
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Mighty Mom : What'd I tell you about playing with your toys in the house? Get rid of it!
Robin : You're the boss.
[he throws it away; as it boomerangs back, it knocks Joker's laughing-gas grenades out of her hand]
Mighty Mom : [getting tackled and restrained] No! Not on my nice, clean floor!
Robin : [removing the mind control patch] Just... hold still.
Mighty Mom : Ow! That hurt!
[smacking him, hard]
Mighty Mom : Don't worry! I'm back to normal!
Robin : Who can tell?
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The Joker : Aww, too bad, Batsap! You should've remembered the old saying: "Dying is easy. Comedy is hard."
[with the trophy, he tries to knock Batman's hands off the balloon]
Robin : [swinging in] Mind if I join the party?
The Joker : [as Robin kicks him, he tumbles backward, the trophy getting stuck on his head] Ow! You miserable brat!
[trying to get it off]
The Joker : Aah! Get this stupid thing off me.
[struggling, he falls off the balloon; as Batman catches him with his grappling gun, it pulls his pants down]
The Joker : Whoop! Watch it! Oo-ooh, I think I'm getting airsick.
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Batman : It's just you and us, Joker.
The Joker : Not quite, Batman. I've got a new girl, and she'll really sweep you off your feet.
Robin : [appearing from a trap door in the floor, she knocks them backward with a broom] Lisa Lorraine?
Mighty Mom : Call me... Mighty Mom!
The Joker : Ain't she sweet? My very own happy homemaker.
Mighty Mom : But I don't do windows!
The Joker : [cackling] Not bad. Honey, why don't you show our pals how you clean house? In other words...
[giving her laughing gas grenades]
The Joker : ...mop 'em up.
